Why women can't put on mascara with their mouth closed? (Hey, I can. Never occurred to me to open my mouth while doing so.)
Hey, after I read this, I tried putting on mascara without opening my mouth - I succeeded quite nicely. I guess that’s pretty good since historically I’ve been one of the mouth open mascara appliers.
Why doesn't Tarzan have a beard? (Maybe he's Asian?)
Nope. He’s English
and royalty at that. His name is John Clayton, and his title is Lord Greystoke. Edgar Rice Burroughs also called him a Viscount and non-canonical sources called him an Earl. Uhh... More than you wanted to know, right?
Oh, Lara Joelle, your answers were nearly as funny as what James wrote.
