LOIS: Clark, what would you ask him? Something about the economy... foreign policy?
CLARK: I'd go with something people would be interested in finding out about him, but wouldn't normally ask. Like...if you were a major league ballplayer what position would you play and why?
LOIS: Are you serious? That's it? That would be your one big question? No offense, but I think that's pretty dumb.
It's from: "Return of the Prankster"
