You want vowels? You get vowels. A, E, and U:


..a. .a..e.e.?

..e .u. .u.. ..a..e. .u.| .u. ...?

.... que.....|

.ea.| .u. ..'. ..... .. .e a. e.e. .e..e. .....| ...e ..| .... ..u.. .e .u. .u... .a.|


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