Jimmy: To Lois Lane... still going where no reporter has gone before...

Perry: Don't encourage her, Jimmy. Her head's as big as the Metrodome as it is.

Lois: Nice to know I'm appreciated around here, Chief.

Perry: What do you expect? Garlands strewn at your feet?

The Pilot

I was home eating chocolate—cottage cheese.
Chocolate flavoured cottage cheese. It's a new flav—
I was doing my laundry.
—Lois Lane