Clark fights to avoid swearing at that mean, nasty Nor man...erm...Kryptonian...
"F...F...F-F-FAR OUT!"

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Clark: "Lois, do I have something in my teeth?"

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Clark was about to swallow a BIG mouthful of water but then he saw what Lois was wearing as a concubine and "PFFT!" water goes everywhere!

In this life of froth and bubble,
Two things stand like stone.
Kindness in another's trouble,
Courage in your own.