Hey, this is my level of writing ability!!!

Ralph came into work and sat at his desk. He turned on his computer and sat down. He then tapped his pencil then leaned back into his chair. He was so comfy he feel asleep. Since it was Ralph, Perry sent him home.

The end.

**Now** if it was Clark instead of Ralph, I'd find this tiny paragraph still entertaining. Sigh.

K. That wasn't even funny.


I've converted to lurk-ism... hopefully only temporary.