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Redneck Arts and Crafts #213468 10/20/07 05:54 PM
Joined: Feb 2006 Posts: 833 Nothernish Georgia Catherine Bruce OP Features Writer
OP Catherine Bruce Features Writer Joined: Feb 2006 Posts: 833 Nothernish Georgia	Okay, so today I allowed my true redneck roots to shine through with brilliant clarity. For years, I have tried to deny what I am, but alas, my mamma's from Tennessee and my step-family is about as redneck as people from Colorado can get. That being said, what do you get when you use the following items bought on a whim during a trip to the local Target? (Okay, I already had the cottonballs. Actually, I think they're my roommates. I hope she doesn't moiderlize me. Eh, it was worth it!) Why, in fact, you get your very own, 100% authentically redneck, fully unautomatic and totally unrealistic: Full grade full range pulse pistol! ZOMG BASK IN THE CHEESINESS OF IT ALL!!! This is my new best friend!!! ;D PS It's TRUE!!! Duct tape IS a man's best friend! (For those who don't know, a pulse pistol is one of the most well-known weapons on Farscape. I'm gonna be a PEACEKEEPER FOR HALLOWEEN BWAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAA!!!) Mmm cheese. I vid, therefor I am. The hardest lesson is that love can be so fair to some, and so cruel to others. Even those who would be gods. Anne Shirley: I'm glad you spell your name with a "K." Katherine with a "K" is so much more alluring than Catherine with a "C." A "C" always looks so smug. Me: cries

Re: Redneck Arts and Crafts #213469 10/21/07 06:53 AM
Joined: Feb 2007 Posts: 898 shimauma Features Writer
shimauma Features Writer Joined: Feb 2007 Posts: 898	LOL! very creative CatB! The Duct Tape was sheer brilliance! Be careful you don't flash that thing at an anti-gun crowd though, they might whine, whimper and hold a protest in your vacinity. GO NRA! TEEEEJ Jayne Cobb: Shepherd Book once said to me, "If you can't do something smart, do something RIGHT!

Re: Redneck Arts and Crafts #213470 10/21/07 07:17 AM
Joined: Feb 2006 Posts: 833 Nothernish Georgia Catherine Bruce OP Features Writer
OP Catherine Bruce Features Writer Joined: Feb 2006 Posts: 833 Nothernish Georgia	Heee! Thanks! I couldn't find any spray paint pout although I suppose it would have just rubbed off anyhoo... Ah yes! Anti-gun people. Kinda hard to find one on a military base, which is where I'll be doing the gun wielding ^_^ (Two Bucks to be able to dress up in leather pants and carry around a cruddy pulse pistol at work is SO totally worth it!) Mmm cheese. I vid, therefor I am. The hardest lesson is that love can be so fair to some, and so cruel to others. Even those who would be gods. Anne Shirley: I'm glad you spell your name with a "K." Katherine with a "K" is so much more alluring than Catherine with a "C." A "C" always looks so smug. Me: cries

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