Okay, so today I allowed my true redneck roots to shine through with brilliant clarity. For years, I have tried to deny what I am, but alas, my mamma's from Tennessee and my step-family is about as redneck as people from Colorado can get.

That being said, what do you get when you use the following items bought on a whim during a trip to the local Target?






(Okay, I already had the cottonballs. Actually, I think they're my roommates. I hope she doesn't moiderlize me. Eh, it was worth it!)

Why, in fact, you get your very own, 100% authentically redneck, fully unautomatic and totally unrealistic:



Full grade full range pulse pistol!

ZOMG BASK IN THE CHEESINESS OF IT ALL!!! This is my new best friend!!! ;D

PS It's TRUE!!! Duct tape IS a man's best friend!

(For those who don't know, a pulse pistol is one of the most well-known weapons on Farscape. I'm gonna be a PEACEKEEPER FOR HALLOWEEN BWAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAA!!!)

LOL! very creative CatB! The Duct Tape was sheer brilliance!

Be careful you don't flash that thing at an anti-gun crowd though, they might whine, whimper and hold a protest in your vacinity.

GO NRA!

TEEEEJ

Heee! Thanks! I couldn't find any spray paint *pout* although I suppose it would have just rubbed off anyhoo...

Ah yes! Anti-gun people. Kinda hard to find one on a military base, which is where I'll be doing the gun wielding ^_^ (Two Bucks to be able to dress up in leather pants and carry around a cruddy pulse pistol at work is SO totally worth it!)