Originally posted by Darth Michael:
Well… when you answer enough parts, you tend to memorize the length of the scrollbar and notice when it’s just half as long as it used to be. Plus, I finished reading the part on a single commute, so… pretty big neon signs there.
LOIS: Also, it’s like Clark giving me a half-sized box of chocolates.
Yes, but the shorter the part the more parts there is...
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EW: So, it can't mean Lois and Clark's relationship?
ER: /finds the EW's answer so quaint/
HENDERSON: Is that what you call B&E these days?
LOIS: No, I never called it B&E.
HENDERSON: No, I meant... Oh, never mind.
Although, I probably should pencil a repeat viewing in some time in the future. It’s kind of one of my favorite Star Trek movies. I’m a sucker for time travel and steam punk.
COCHCRAINE: Are you calling the Phoenix *steampunk* /mad/
I'm supposed to have understood that reference, wasn't I?
LOIS: You mean "on Krypton", right? Because Clark's not really from Nowheresville.
CLARK: <tries to dig a hole to China> Well...
ER: Won’t help him now.
You won't... or telling the truth won't?
Lex went to see Mrs. Cox after he finished his business with his Lois?
So, he didn't stick around for pillow talk?
MRS. COX:
CLARK: Lois Joanne Lane! That was a naughty naughty thing you did there.
LOIS: Does that mean you will now have to punish me? /smile/
Sounds like you've been watching S7 of BBT again. /Amy being sick was
LOIS: What? What? What?
LOIS: I don't *sell* myself! /nudges Clark/ Go ahead, Clark. Tell him how I gave it to you for free!
CLARK: Say, what?
ER: So, skank instead of hooker?
LOIS: Volunteer caretaker!
ER: So, pretty complete confession, huh?
FATHER CARLOS: Ten Hail Mary’s.
EW: For saying "Hell"?
ER: No, for fessing up to blowing up the Planet.
LEX: Sold!
EW: So, Lex won't rescue her himself, thereby becoming the hero.
ER: No, I figured he’d let the cops do the shooting and then walk in after them. That way, He won’t have Lois see him kill all those bad men, traumatizing her further by this image if violence.
LOIS: /mad/ The least he could have done was vivisect them for what they did to me. But no, he wouldn’t get his hands dirty.
MPD OFFICER WHO RESCUES LOIS: So, I get the noogie?
They would only get paid in cash at the end of their assignment?
But if they don't complete their assignment then the forfeit their lives so why would they show up for the paycheck?
I know. Bonkers is still funnier.
Fine. Be funny, then.
LOIS: See. Not bonkers. Just really in touch with my previous self.
CLAKR: Hello, Dr. Deter? I have heard you are a wonderful psychiatric specialist…
So, Clark doesn't like it when Lois touches herself?
Not really, hence the /rolling of eyes/
So, no British were involved with the knocking on the door? But I thought we hypothesized that Jimmy was a reincarnation of H.G. Wells?
