Shallowford: Thank you for your comments!
Perfect harpoon! Thanks for the chuckle.
Thanks! I’m glad you enjoyed it.
I'm hearing Martha saying, "Well honey, you HAD to know she would look it up.
That’s brilliant! I can totally see it!
Relax. If she's making jokes about it she can't be all that mad after all."
Martha really *is* the perfect mother.