Darth Michael: Slowly but surely I'll catch up some day. wave
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EW: But soon you'll be caught up and there won't be that delicious buffer for you anymore.
MICHAEL: /terrified of having to read other people's short -- less than 100 part -- stories to tide him over between new parts/
There, there.

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LEX: Aww. Perry, it's so nice to know that my marriage will be front page news.
LOIS: Who are you marrying?
LEX: It's a surprise.
MRS. COX: Didn't you get the press release? Me!
LEX: [whispers to her the truth about her mistress status]
MRS. COX: [mad, she won't have access to all those billions for her new clothing line]
DP-Headline: Lex Luthor shot dead during wedding by office help.
LOIS: /throws up her hands in disgust/ There goes MY investigation!

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CLARK: Are you saying my folks sent me from Krypton because I was diseased?
ER: /tells Clark the truth about Krypton/
JOR-EL: We knew he would never be able to father the royal heir, so…
CLARK: Gee, thanks, folks.

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Poor thing. No wonder Clark worries about her offing herself.
Exactly.

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CLARK: Phew. I was worried there for a minute. Wait. What?
ER: No wonder Superman is portrayed as such a gigolo in the press.
LOIS: mad
CLARK: /note to self/ Don't anger Lois when she's on deadline or she'll make up Superman stories I can't refute.

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LANA: I'm still alive!
CLARK: Oh, lucky me.
TEMPUS: [loves irony]
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a poly-morphic
/whispers/ Single word, no hypen.
You know I think I got that spelling from the Script. /hangs head in shame for not double checking the spelling from a script/

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LEX: Well, that explains where Superman came from.
CAT: Superman arrived naked? And *Nobody* told me?! [Splat]
LOIS: See? I told you that Superman was the way way after.
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LOIS: See, the same as today. Men acting like apes. I don't see what everyone is so worried about.
ER: /points at women in cave-woman getup with bad hair and no makeup/
LOIS: Have you seen Cat lately?

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So, Lex not just fixed Ralph, but had him genetically merged with Linda?
LINDA: Kill me. Kill me now. Even *I* have standards.

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ASABI: But, sir, you had me outsource that to...
LEX: /retracts Christmas bonus/
ASABI: Me and my big mouth.
ER: So much for the Indian software developer joke…
blush Totally missed that one. Must have been that guy who works for LexCo who's pregnant wife almost got killed in the holdup at the electronics store. <the first time Lois and Clark saw each other after her faux breakup when he thought it was a real one> Raj Kashnush.
ASABI: See, I outsourced it to another Indian!

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/points at rule stating that Lois’s head must be shorn once every 100 parts to prevent lice infestation/
Oh, dear, it has almost been 100 parts since I gave Lois that haircut. /goes to add reminder to my to-do list, notes that it's already there/ I haven't forgotten. [Linked Image] /That first haircut was just a trim, so more of a red herring than a real haircut/

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LOIS: Woman... Cat Woman! She must be after my watch!
BATMAN: I thought I wasn't supposed to be in this story.
CLARK: No, he wasn’t. This is the story where Superman hooks up with the mysterious feline from across the bay.
LOIS: I was wondering about all the hairballs.

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I see he has high hopes for the Stockholm Syndrome.
LEX: [Linked Image]

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Lois and Clark’s alive and well together and Lois giving birth on the newsroom floor or while she’s help hostage in an elevator?
Um... no. And I've been told by the spoilage police to not even drop any more hints than that.

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"On the long road, take small steps." -- Jor-el, "The Foundling"
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"clearly there is a lack of understanding between those two... he speaks Lunkheadanian and she Stubbornanian" -- chelo.