Michael: More juicy FDK! hyper

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Since she always gets out of tight spots, and if not, Superman always finds Clark?
Yes, but Superman was going to be off-planet.

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Also, to anyone but Lois. Or, at least, to anyone who knows The Secret™.
LOIS: What? His tomato sauce recipe?

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Well, Superman *is* Cat’s special friend.
LOIS: What? WHAT? [Linked Image] What?

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On the plus side, it’s already quite a mess up there, anyway.
CLARK: <<raises hand in surrender fashion>> I swear, it wasn't me!

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So, Superman’s not a good candidate for a helmet safety ad? Either for a motorcycle, skiing, or sex-ed.
SUPERMAN: I don't want to be associated with sex-ed, thank you very much.

CAT: I could teach you a thing or two big fella.

HENDERSON: <<hands Superman a helmet>> The law is the law. It doesn't matter if you're invulnerable or not, you have to wear a helmet.

Hey, actually that last one sounds like a pretty good ad to me. laugh

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Clark flew through what was left of the debris trail, satisfied with the job he had done, and then turned for Earth.


ER: <<confused>>
Where did you get lost?

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In front of a movie theater during the premiere of Armageddon?
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That can’t be good.
evil

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That’s actually a bad thing.
[Linked Image]

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Look who’s going to lose his memory *and* his powers now.
Now, the fun begins. laugh


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