I had heard rumors of an addition, and I bet it would require an additional hanky.
I knew it!
Just when I thought you'd covered all the facets...
Excellent addition to an excellent story!
Do you know the most surprising thing about divorce? It doesn't actually kill you, like a bullet to the heart or a head-on car wreck. It should. When someone you've promised to cherish till death do you part says, "I never loved you," it should kill you instantly.
I knew it!
