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CAT: [Frown] No fair! I should get the spare.
No, the Spare already belongs to Lois. But if you want the Heir?

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LOIS: This way I can have both Superman and Clark Kent both at the same time.
/hands out cup/ May I have some more bleach, please?

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EW: - <<spoiler information>>

LOIS: <A bit disturbed> Oh. Hmmmm. Can I think about that for a while?

EW: <Yes, about 100 more parts>
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