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Lex Luthor
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I’m sensing a stylistic pattern here.
Poor little rich man. Let the violin music start.
Sarcastic much, Clark? Lex had a very rough childhood. His father was beaten to death by a ten-year-old. His mother traumatized and killed three years later by a thirteen year old. A baby sister who never made to her teens. No wealth to speak of. All very sad.
So had Clark, but he didn’t brag about it or wear the information on his sleeve.
No. He only flies around as the sole survivor of an entire planet.
Or were they like the Superman bios that had popped up in his dimension – full of lies, guesswork, and false interpretation of the facts.
Of course.
Lana had never forgiven him for speaking about the end of their engagement.
“Yes, Candice, then I found her in bed with our landlord. And his wife. It was all very shocking to me.”
Unless there was something to slap his name upon.
See? It’s just a way for him to deal with his loneliness. All he wants is a Lois to play with.
Not that he had liked seeing his image and crest stuck on […] women’s lingerie.
Just because she might use her good looks to land an interview
‘might’?
didn’t mean the person being interviewed wasn’t going to end up nailed to the wall by her questions, and it certainly didn’t mean the person being interviewed was going to nail her.
Maybe she should tell that to Lex?
“How would you like it if someone started going through your things?”
/imagines Lex having Nigel go through Lois’s lingerie drawer/
His books were all leather bound and hadn’t looked touched since the designer had put them there.
Duh! He reads them on his Kindle.
The two men were looking at one of the swords in Lex’s collection of weaponry.
This announcement better be something that would interest her. She’d hate to have to buy her own coffee the next morning, or worse yet, buy Clark one.
Does a space station shaped like LL count?
Thanks to your generosity, the Luthor House for Homeless Children will soon be a reality.”
The interesting question is, did the event cost more than the contributions? Or did Lex manage to set it up in such a way that the contributions cover the cost of the Orphanage *and* the charity event and all he has to do is stick his name on it? Hmmm…probably the later. Although, it is nice that he allows other Metropolitans to be charitable, too, instead of just funding the entire thing out of his own checking account.
He better not stick his name on anything else tonight or Clark would have ‘I told you so’ rights over her.
:p
Nobody, and Lois meant nobody, had the right to tell her that.
/waits for Lois to get Zelig-stoned with a dog and Clark calling “Lois, heel!”
‘I told you so, Lois. That man puts his name on everything.’
As in Lois ‘Luthor’?
She clapped enthusiastically herself, a big grin covering her face, not at what Lex had announced but the knowledge that she had once again bested her reporting peers.
I doubt that Lois will be the first reporter who got nailed by Lex. Although, given the lack of stories about him…
she was swallowing Luthor’s Tang by the gallon.
So, that’s what it’s called now?
Clark lifted up a nearby manhole cover and slipped underground, spinning into the Suit as he did so.
Oh. And here I thought he’d go in as Clark.
