Love it, Sue! I remembered the lipstick as soon as he changed suits, but then it was fun to watch to see when she caught on. I think it was the eye-widening part... Perfect tagline -- explains everything *and* Lois gets the last word.

Thanks for posting!

PJ


"You told me you weren't like other men," she said, shaking her head at him when the storm of laughter had passed.
He grinned at her - a goofy, Clark Kent kind of a grin. "I have a gift for understatement."
"You can say that again," she told him.
"I have a...."
"Oh, shut up."

--Stardust, Caroline K