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Btw, if anyone knows French, feel free to correct mine:

Superman Lit La Version En Braille De Paris Bulletin

I think this reads, ‘Superman Reads the Braille Version of The Paris Bulletin.’ If it doesn’t, please let me know.
Not bad, but the syntax could indeed be better. Here are two alternatives:

Superman lit la version braille de Paris Bulletin

or

Superman lit le Paris Bulletin en braille

I think what doesn't work is that "Paris Bulletin" inherently sounds like an English newspaper name. French newspaper names are more artistic -- see the link below under "les quotidiens nationaux":

French Newspaper Names

Also, please note that in French, only the first letter of a title is capitalized.

This is the end of my French grammar lesson for today. :p

This has by no means been a detractor to the rest of your story laugh
I'm patiently awaiting the next parts!