R.O.T.F.L. I'm not going to quote it since everyone else already did, but the Smallville farm thing was hysterical. I would pay money to see Lana's face on that.

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“You could never have waited too long,” he said quietly, letting go of one hand to cup her cheek. “I would have waited forever for you. I love you.”
*sniff* That was so sweet. goofy

"Meg...who let you back in the house?" -Family Guy