Story is
Here.
This was inspired by the
Lex Luthor Birthday Challenge, although it probably doesn't quite fit the bill. No birthdays are mentioned at all, but Lex gets metaphorical cake, and if he could log onto a Superman fanfic site and request a birthday fic...and subsequently fill it himself with a sock puppet account...Well, anyway, it's a Lex Fic and I hope you enjoy. If not, here's where you can throw the tomatoes.
