Hi Mary!
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LEX LUTHOR Saves Earth (by LEX LUTHOR)
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TEMPUS: Fake News!

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His vast intellect, far beyond that of those who might be generously called his peers,
That one I’ll buy.
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(Because he read too much of the Daily Planet and bought into their lies that Superman was actually good for something).
Cleaning. And rescuing intrepid reporters.

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"As it happens, I already developed a device last night that will save us all!"
He referring to the death ray installed on the moon over the past 4 years which is now close to its first test firing?

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It caused the meteorite to slow down and land safely in a LexCorp research facility,
Oh boy. Lex now has a city-sized piece of space rock sitting in an easily accessible location where he can mine all the iron ore and rare earth materials he will ever need to build a Star Destroyer?

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Lois shook her head. "I always knew he was an idiot," she said.
After all, who’d eat a bomb right in front of a lady and then *burp*?

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You're the real hero, LEX LUTHOR! We should make you the president and head of the U.N.!"

LEX LUTHOR laughed. "Maybe someday soon, my love!"

THE END
You know, I was waiting for this to be revealed that he is reading it to his and Lois’s children as a good-night story. Although, he does seem a bit unhinged.

/makes sure to carefully insert praise less LEX LUTHOR might be offended/

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