Hi Michael!
Wonder if this has something to do with a Themysciran princess?
Maaaaaaaybe.
I would say his and Lois’s wedding, but the grease and grime don’t fit. Unless he’s just had to stop a car accident on the way to the altar?
Lol, that would be funny though. Very "Incredibles" sort of moment.
LOIS: I thought it was playful banter-
CLARK: It was playful banter--
LOIS: Cutting it kinda close, don't you think?!
(And I'll stop there, because I can literally quote that entire movie start to finish.)
Although, Lois might kill him if she knew he has half the feelings for Wonder Woman she’s had for Superman.
LOIS: You're telling me you've had even a single *thought* about Wonder Woman in a romantic capacity?!
CLARK: Lois, I was fifteen! Of course I did! You think I took long showers for cleanliness?
Does he already know his name is Kal-El?
Yeah, well... that would have been a good work-around lol.
Good thing it isn’t his inner thirteen-year-old.
See above.
He’s already married? I did not see that coming.
LOIS:
Neither did I. /brushes dust from Ultra Woman suit/
Hehehe, yep! Thought that would be another fun surprise.
/points towards aforementioned suit/
LOIS: Yeah, yeah, whatever. She’s got the Lasso of Truth!
CLARK: You don't need her lasso, Lois. I always tell the truth.
LOIS: Except for that one time...
Well, that took longer than I thought, for her to get jealous.
Hey, they've both grown a little.
Yes, but when she’s living out her fantasies, her husband is very much automatically involved. If, on the other hand, Superman acted out his Wonder Woman fantasies, his wife would have to be explicitly involved, too.
LOIS: How can anyone be expected to wear this?
CLARK: Come on, honey. It's just a little costume.
LOIS: I swear to god, if you ask me to grow my hair out...
Well, they *were* dating for a while. /points at Love and Capes/
Hey! Not in canon!
Thank you!
Don't tempt me... I might make a series of Lois tackling Superhero interviews.
Thanks for your comments! Glad you liked it!