HI, Michael!
Thanks for the birthday wishes!
So, that would be an ‘oops’, then? On the plus side, at least Lois didn’t find them in bed together. *Then* ‘I thought you knew’ would have been *really* awkward.
Mayson:
Or they played ‘ADA and Naughty Vigilante’.
She detained him?
Yes, but keeping Mayson here won’t make Clark any less embarrassed
Lois: My point exactly.
Yeah, he’ll put his foot in his mouth four times trying to explain why she found him at his professional caregiver’s apartment, suffering from what *could* be an STD.
Only four? He must be getting better.
Well, he *is* a Kryptonian lord. Is having a professional caregiver giving him care considered cheating?
Clark: Um, I thought that was required by law?
Won’t help. Otherwise, she’d already know at least…37 times.
And that's just this week!
That’s easy. When she gets all annoyed at the costume for restricting access during naughty times, it means she wants Clark Kent. If, on the other hand, she suggests he keep it on, it means she is only there for the cheap thrill of…dating a super hero.
But now he’s sick and he likely hopes that Lois will *not* kick a sick puppy.
Lois: No, I won't kick a sick puppy. But I might put him down if he's sick enough.
Clark:
Oh dear. Is it wise to tell her that he can’t marry her because she’s just a baseborn human and not fit to marry into the Kryptonian royal line?
Of course it's bad! He needs to tell her the truth - he's already married to the queen of Krypton.
Hey, what if they develop flu-like symptoms when they tell lies? And now, Clark has managed to *really* make a mess of things and his body is telling him it would rather die than host a person like him?
CLARK: *cough* Documentaries. *cough cough*
Don't forget all the, ah, research papers.
What’s he thinking is wrong? Superman’s Girlfriend is calling in the middle of the night. Most likely, Superman took one of the green pills and now has developed some medical issues. Or, maybe, he’s had a zipper malfunction.
It's been more than four hours?
Well, Lois *does* need a maid of honor.
Lucy: Hey!!!
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