Hi, Michael!
Or, at least, hole her up on a lonesome island in the Pacific?
Nah, rickety tree house in Kansas. No one will ever look there.
Like exposing himself in public or damaging public property?
<nods>
Maybe it’s because it was on a show too early in the evening? No blood before 9 or something of the sort?
9pm. The magical hour where gore becomes acceptable.
What if Lois didn’t need a vest because she’s carrying Superman’s lovechild and his Kryptonian aura had already started to develop, protecting her from worldly harm? That way, only Clark would need to wear a vest?
Clark: People have been in the naughty fics again, haven't they?
What if they were Imperial Stormtroopers? After all, they *were* clones. After a fashion, so it’s not *that* much of a stretch.
Kylo Ren: Yeah, I'm working on fixing that...
Maybe he should arrest Superman and then lock Lois up in the cell next to him. That should be fun.
Clark: Anyone have any Kryptonite I can borrow?
Maybe he should arrest Superman and then lock Lois up in the cell next to him. That should be fun.
<spits out drink>
LOIS: Really? *Henderson* knew, too?
Clark: About that Kryptonite...
