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I was trying to get out of bed all weekend;
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LOIS: So was I…
CLARK: [Linked Image]

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I'm starting to feel as if Anti-K is using me a test dummy for her next torture scene for Clark. Just as soon as I feel it can't get worse, it does.
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ALT-CLARK: But Anti-Clark at least gets to have nookie with his Lois, right? Because I’ve also been tortured but did *not* get nookie with Lois. That I remember.
CLAUDE: Been there. Done that. Nothing to write home about indeed…

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LOIS: I hope so! I did change into my jammies.
laugh Wouldn’t that be awkward if invited the neighbors over for some late night BBQ on his patio.

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I did apologize for skipping The Source!... okay, after the fact.
Hmm…that’s the one where Lois killed her informant, right?
LOIS: Hey!
Well, she held the gun that fired the bullet, didn’t she?

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GRIFFEN: I positively know that Ms. Lane will die!
To be fair, everyone dies.
KYLE: But not in the way I imagine it. [Linked Image]

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/After all this time together FDKing, Darth Michael surprised that we’ve started thinking alike
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/coughing/ Gfic.
LOIS: So, no. I don’t *feel* anything.
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CLARK: /later to Carlos/: It’s really weird, Padre. It was like I was kissing my sister…
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Just kidding.
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JAMIE: confused

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CLARK: Now, were did I leave that golden leash Dad packed into my space capsule… EW: Does like it when people make concubine references
/eyes work calendar/ Sometime. Somehow. /eyes half-finished fic dashing across the room/ No, I don’t have time to play *now*. Go back. And take that leash with you!

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Well, you know how I like to tease...
Just like Lois, huh?
CLARK: wallbash cat

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Was there was some question about “faster than a speeding bullet”?
Some time later at the Smallville alternative pharmacy…
LOIS: And I’ll take a box of those slow-down pills, too. You say, they’re crystal-based?

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LOIS: I think the EW means Red Kryptonite.
CLARK: No, absolutely not, Lois. You don’t make me apathetic at all.
LOIS: I mean out of control.
CLARK: Oh, that. Yeah, she does.
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STORY: but he also knew what his resistance level would be should he actually see – live and in person – a naked Lois Lane in his apartment.
ER: Ooooooh! I know! I know! /draws elongated circle on the floor/ Also, she might not be nude. She might still be wearing panties. Black ones. With lace.
EW: It makes him so nervous that he pees?
confused No, I was thinking about this one, here: http://cdn.zocoi.com/184/28.jpg (the last two frames).

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/points at her being Lois Lane/
That’s true. She’s seen her naked body for years now and is quite used to it.
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ER: /hates EW first act and heads over yonder in hopes Sue S. has posted the next part of ANY of her WIPs./
EW: /does faux-comforting/
laugh And yes, Sue’s been holding out on some poor betas. But it’s my own fault. I didn’t want to get spoilers of half-finished parts ahead, so I’m waiting patiently until I get to polish [Linked Image]

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ER: Must do wonders for her self-esteem.
LOIS: Fortuanately, I know I’m hot, so it didn’t… much.
laugh Not very demure, is she?
LOIS: confused De…dem… huh

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Clark: /at a loss for words/
CAT: Gluteus Maximus
LOIS: Did Cat just say I have a big butt?
EW: No. Cat’s not in this scene.
CLARK: That was just Cat’s voice reading the dictionary for me.
LOIS: So, Clark thinks I have a big butt?

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LOIS: That’s because Clark didn’t want YOU.
CAT: And yet, he’s just sleeping next to you like he’d with his sister.

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CLARK: Make love… we don’t… Did you say ceiling?… /his eyes roll upwards again and he swallows nervously/… um… Oh… Oh, my!
LOIS: /got an idea for a new hobby/
CLARK: /isn’t so sure that this hobby is any less dangerous than chasing down armed hitmen who took a contract on Lois Lane/
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Superman going to date blonde reporters from now on?
LOIS: Superman doesn’t date.

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Lois going to date Hawaii-shirted federal agents from now on?
LOIS: I’m a much better actress.
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LANA: I don’t understand. I said ‘yes’ and he’d get this glassy look in his eyes and say that he had to work late. Are you saying it was me?
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Or just seeing a bunch of different women all over the world and really good at hiding it.
I’m not sure that suggesting this is helpful in this situation.
CLARK: [Linked Image]
LOIS: [Linked Image]

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LUTHOR: He’s an *alien*! That’s…icky!
/chuckles/ There are *other* worse things.
CLARK: /covering his ears/ numb… numb… numb… I can’t hear you!
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Also, like billionaires, for instance?

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Don’t want to use up all of my creative juices re-writing plots of episodes unimportant to the grand scheme of things.
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