ER: Hi Virginia! I know, I’m a tad behind Are you still interested in FDK?
TEMPUS: Hello? DUH!
EW: /thinks this is just plain ridiculous, even asking such a question/
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Because it's a place name or because you want Lois and Clark to have this theological debate? If Lois doesn't believe in Heaven would she capitalize it in her mind?
Good questions. Hmm…I just realized something! In German it’s Heaven and Hell not Heaven and Earth, so I most definitely had the biblical connotation in mind when I felt that Heaven should be capitalized while in English, yeah, it could go either way. Would need to google it if I was to actually use that one.
I capitalize Revenge, too, because it's a brand name. I guess I could use that reasoning here too.
Like in ‘The Lexor Honeymoon Suite – It’s Heaven on Earth’?
LOIS: Because one would die if one tried to get to heaven with me in that suite?
CLARK: Well, Lois would die if I got to heaven with her in that suite.
LOIS: What?
So, Lois isn't one of those women who are attracted to men who reject her?
No, she always struck me as one attracted to men who treat her badly.
PAUL:
CLAUDE:
CLARK:
DAN: :duh:
DETER:
LEX:
SUPERMAN: But it *is* wrong to break and enter. Even criminals say so.
EW: Only when someone steals THEIR stuff.
Look, it’s a double standard!
LOIS: Hey!
LOIS: It's depends on whether its a man or a woman. If it's a man, then it depends on what he's breaking into and how he goes about it. If it's a woman, it's always okay.
CATWOMAN: /fist pump/
BATMAN:
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—and all she had to do was pretend that he’s Clark?
LOIS: And? I could've / would've done that!
CLARK: Maybe the frog-thing would be nice, too?
ER: Actually, men are very simple. You can turn them on and off using a single lever.
EW: You mean the light switch into the kitchen?
Yes…let’s call it that. /points at Sue’s Kitchen Interlude/
CLARK: Tell me what?
EW: And who's at fault for that?
CLARK: Again? What did I do?
He can’t win, can he?
Her anger is just taking 5.
Maybe if it stretched first?
EW: If he ever wanted anything more than kisses from her, he needed to apologize first.
CLARK: /So THAT'S how I keep from enacting the curse!/
EW: /likes the idea/
Oh great… Did I just spark 100 parts of B-plot?
CLARK: So, I should have kept kissing her instead of taking her away for the weekend?
Ding Ding Ding!
ER: Yes, considering Martha has less time in this universe for hobbies. Which reminds me, I so need to one day get to the LnC/Eureka crossover.
EW: Martha and Jonathan as spies?
No, Martha as a scientist, Jonathan as a agricultural specialist, Lana has an administrator for Global Dynamics, Clark as the town secret, and Lois drops in as a reporter on the hunt for some story.
ER: Like a BnB in the French countryside? Or the Honeymoon Suite in the Lexor?
EW: Or her apartment? Or the bullpen of the Daily Planet? Or out on the street? Or dangling off the side of a building?...
She seems a tad randy to me…?
CLARK: How is telling you all of my secrets romantic if we're still clothed?
LOIS: Because it gets me all hot and bothered?
It’s a common trope/call-back to apparent weight loss seen in Seasons 3 and 4.
LOIS: Yes. And, Michael, perhaps it's just best if you agree with me.
CLARK: /pretends to have learned something/
Apparently, according to this thing out there called the "internet", sex is the only thing most adults think about.
And since there wasn’t that much Internet around back then, Lois wasn’t yet aware of it.
JIMBO: I so did see that one coming.
CLARK: The sex?
JIMBO: No, someone inventing something to make sex easier accessible.
CAT: Even *I* saw that one coming.
LOIS: Duh!
CLARK: Yeah, I wanted to make sure they weren't cereal killers.
KENTS: No, we're farmers. We're more like cereal makers.
EW: /hiding from old but still very funny pun/
Actually, this is the first time she's mentioned it on this day.
Loving the ‘on this day’ qualifier!
CLARK: Oh rub it in, will you?
LOIS: I thought he didn’t like that?
CLARK: I've noticed Bruce's heart rate never increases either. Do you think he's a cyborg?
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We've barely scratched 200 parts.
Lois Rules #66 - "Ethics according to Lois: It is acceptable for her to x-ray your butt to check out your underwear. It is not acceptable for you to x-ray her butt to check out hers."
AKA – the Double Standard.
LOIS: Duh!
So, he'll act like Michael?
Wait, what now?
Michael
