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But I jump back and forth between Metropolis and Las Vegas several times.
Yeah…I guess so…for the oddest reason, it jumped at it. Might be that I was tired…

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ER: Like she now regrets not marrying Lex Luthor?
LOIS: Don't regret that.
LEX: We’ll see about that. devil

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EW: But out of all the people in the world to hide out with, why Bender? Why his lawyer?
ER: Who knows good hookers with low standards?
BENDER: I may sell my soul to Luthor for $1000/hr but not my body.
LEX: Even dead men aren't that desperate.
No, I thought maybe Bender could recommend good hookers with low standards to his recently liquefied boss.

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Yep. I screwed with Lois's mind on that one.
LOIS: [Linked Image] I’m always getting screwed. And not in the good way!
LEX: I did offer, darling. If you care to remember.
CLARK: *LALALALALALALALA* I don’t remember. *LALALALALALALA*

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CLARK: /straightening his tie and swallowing nervously/ Probably best not to make jokes like that while I'm still vulnerable.
ER: But they’re much more fun that way!
EW: /agrees on that one/
CLARK: help

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ER: That why she’s broke and has to pad her paycheck by working at the Metro Club?
Nah, that's just for kicks.
[Linked Image] ?

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LOIS: I was out sick that day, and I *did* call you a lunkhead, I just did it from home.
CLARK: So, it was the anniversary of the day I kissed her goodbye the third time.
He not got any standards, does he?

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JIMBO: The real reason Jimmy leaves Metropolis.
ER: Lois?
That's as good a reason as any.
CROOKS: [Linked Image]

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LOIS: *Excuse* me? Bedbunny? I wish! /crying/
Oh, sorry. Snugglebunny?
LOIS: grumble Rub salt in it, will ya?

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CLARK: Lois, who else did you tell?
LOIS: <realizes she’s worse than Diana and Tempus combined> Nobody?
PERRY: <Just one of the supermarket of people she told. This year.>
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ER: Might hit her ego, though. And there’s nothing worse than a depressed model. She might start eating again.
Oh. That's bad. clap
Thank you.

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What the reader doesn't know won't hurt 'em?
LEX: What I always say. Which is why I always go for full disclosure in the bedroom.

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Not directly. He would have had one of his underlings do it.
MRS. COX: <likes to be underneath Lex>
I’m guessing, she wouldn’t have liked it during his supposedly final moments, though.

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