Originally Posted by Darth Michael
Umm…I think I know how Clark feels when Lois asks him a question…
[Linked Image] I'll try to control myself.

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No, was referring to those who suddenly go wild without giving any prior indication.
Like Raj they need to alcohol to speak to women?

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You do realize that this now looks like Lois feels guilty of precisely that course of action, right?
Lois doesn't feel guilt.
LEX: [Linked Image] I knew it wasn't just because I was sprayed by Revenge.

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PEOPLE: Well, we all know that Lane has the hots for Blue Steel. Why would we believe she’s suddenly boning her partner instead of Superman?
LOIS: Because Superman has the body of a muscle bound Ken doll. Literally.
CLARK: [Linked Image]

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So, do they call this ‘babyproofing the mother’?
I'm sure the kid appreciates a nice soft body to cuddle with after it's born, then something bony and hard.

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HENDERSON: Slander!
Mrs. HENDERSON: He *is* seen with quite the number of younger women who dress rather provocatively….
BILL: I'm *arresting* them!

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Maybe the nice local artist in Smallville would vouch for Lois buying them in her little crafts shop/living room?
Sadly, Martha has been too busy plowing fields for her husband to get into art.

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I was referring to the new one they set up in the middle of the recently deforested 100 square miles of former rainforest where they’re now building a mining town.
Oh. Yep, that sounds like modernization to me.

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Awwww…now that she’s seen her thoughtful wedding bed, she suddenly realized what she’s lost in not marrying Lex!
LOIS: Crabs?
S.T.A.R. Labs Scientist: Our test results aren't quite done yet, Ms. Lane.

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Yes, but the word-play wouldn’t work as well if you said ‘It’s sometime during the day, right? And she’s feeling sick…’
True. I'd like to see a story (maybe I did write this in Missing Lois -- can't remember) where the woman says, "it's not 'morning sickness' cause I feel like crap all day long!"

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So…Lois is actually in withdrawal?
Anything is possible.

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Great. No(w) I also need to check for things that are *not* mentioned. Hmm… evil
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That torture room really did a number on him, huh?
CLARK: But *he* doesn't look anything like that woman who looked like Lois who Luthor was... /shudders/... either.

peep

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Drat. Missed one ‘technology’…
Now it makes sense.

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VirginiaR.
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