Oh, how the description of Lois' labor brought me right back to 2003! I honestly nearly broke my husband's hand by squeezing it so hard. Yeah, those Lamaze classes were fairly useless. Breathe...PFFFFTTTTT!!!! Try telling me that after 54 hours of labor!
/groobie looks accusingly at the 11 year old innocently playing with his Pokemon cards behind her./
Thanks for the addition to the story. I will only whistle knowingly at the interlude you studiously avoided and will allow my mind to fill in the blanks.
LOL I appreciate your contribution to the boards and look forward to your next story.