Darth Michael: Thank you for the happy smilie that I didn't miss this weeks posting schedule. I apologize for not replying sooner; I was up late last night completing the final touches of Part 182 for betas.
Laptops!
And now she’s going to get to marry *Lex Luthor*! The *most* wanted bachelor in the western hemisphere. She must be so over the top about it!
CAT: Or out of her mind.
CANON LEX:
It’s the same dress Ari wore to our wedding. How can Lois not like it?
LOIS: He's been married *before*?
CLARK: But you don't like him and aren't planning on marrying him and are in love with ME, aren't you?
LOIS: It's the principle of the thing! He said I was the only woman he's ever loved!
CLARK: But you don't love him. YOU said that you'd marry him, when you love me.
LOIS: But I was lying.
CLARK: And he was lying to you. I'm not seeing the difference, or why you're mad.
LOIS: Please, Clark, the differences are huge and clear. I am allowed to lie to everyone, but everyone must be entirely honest with me.
CLARK:
Um... sure, Lois. Whatever you say.
Is that why she’s putting so much armor around her heart?
CLARK:
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Maybe if she dressed a bit more conservatively to the office instead of her string of 50-dollar working girl uniforms?
LOIS: Those are for my *undercover* work!
ER:
LOIS: Oh, shut up!
But she said he wore it OFTEN.
CLARK: I do have 50 bucks to my name
At least, every payday when he first started working at the Daily Planet. Later on, not so much.
CLARK: That's when she started giving it to me for free.
S1 CANON LOIS: Frog alert!
Lois is known not to be a very reliable narrator.
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Shocking?
Is it just me, or does Lois look to have grown back her traditional bob for the wedding?
She does own Kryptonite, doesn’t she?
She knows where she can lay her hands on some, yes. Why do you ask?
LOIS: Funny, how he always has a rescue right before CJ starts to cry from a filled up diaper…
CLARK:
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“You, there!” she said, pointing at the woman, whose name she never had bothered to learn.
LEX: /loves him some dictatorial women/
My betas reassured me Lois's attitude wasn't too much; although, I did have my doubts.
Oh. Right. I completely missed that
LOIS: /explodes/
Perhaps it was just me, but I thought the knock on the door as a stage manager might do (or did do in Crush), I thought was a bit much. It made the whole wedding seem more of a "performance" that it should.
True. The day isn't over yet.
Hence Lois's skeptical expression at these words.
LEX-C:
Apparently, Lois is much better at this under-the-cover work than Cat is.
CAT: But now there's VIDEO Proof of it!
Here they all were working their tail feathers off to get that man behind bars, and Lois was… was…
Frolicking around?
Well, she HAD been wearing tail feathers shortly before he paid handsomely for the privilege of her.
Not until after Thanksgiving.
Isn’t Cat doing a bit of black cattling?
CAT: I didn't sleep with the nice Congressman Harrington. YOU don't sleep with the story. That was covered in journalism school.
LINDA KING: It was?
Oooops. I must have been busy with my Math Professor that day.
To insert into Lex’s gut?
CAT: Two uses.
He might go feral on Lex when he’s out. Not good.
LEX: Good thing I took away his powers then, eh?
No squid in sight.
ACKBAR: Hey!
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Maybe a comma smack in the middle?
Fixed. Thanks.
DETER: Let’s work on this…
Superman isn't Deter's type.
CLARK: Phew.
There there…hookers and Luckies do it all the time…
Yes, but Clark doesn't watch them.
Well…he’s a bit of a drama queen.
Drama King?
So, she wants a Superman at her bachelorette event?
Don't we all?
LOIS: Why do you have handcuffs, Clark?
CLARK: Hey, you're the one who suggested it.
Well…he did run from two brides.
Zara and Lana? Maybe he doesn't like women whose name end in "a".
So…living in sin and raising a bastard?
LOIS: Um... sure?
CLARK: But... but... but... my reputation!
Because she’d drop his heart right there on the floor and that would be littering. A felony (sic) for which she’s already been fined at least once before?
Misdemeanor, but yes, that's the one.
Still, doesn’t sound like love. More like she first once to dominate him before she demands her pound of flesh(sic) from him.
That's one vote for Lois and Clark to wait some more time before they get married.
She’s a vixen.
CLARK: I forbid you to ravish me.
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LEX: So…shall we continue, then?
Actually, what he says "Can we talk about this later?"
LEX: I did not try to kill Lex-C.
Well, he did leave Lex-C with Brenda, so we're not sure he's still alive.
DR. Muldoon: After about a month, his heart just gave out. But he did die with a smile on his face.
That’s going to be an assault charge in addition to the civil damages suit.
LOIS: I told him to get here before I reached to the top of the aisle.
HENDERSON: I didn't see nothing.
They might actually get Lois for man slaughter!
For killing the vase?
MUSE: Thank you.
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Oh, dear. Now, what will I be inspired to write?
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