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This will be answered in the next part (now showing on a thread near you).
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She’s apparently into sex, so…
Guilty as charged?
CLAUDE: So not Lois.
PAUL: Yep.
RALPH: Lane? Sex? Yeah, right! [Linked Image]

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Originally Posted By: Michael
Originally Posted By: Part 176
She had lied to Clark, though. She had gone behind his back and been dishonest with him.
I’m not sure he deserves a Lois.

EW: Changing your mind about that, eh? (I got that idea for these doubts from YOU!)

CLARK: Thanks. Thanks a lot, Michael.
What? I merely suggested it. It’s not my fault the EW went there. Now, let’s see…Martha and Jonathan have a rendezvous with a stick of dynamite in the outhouse…

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So, basically he thinks that Lois is a selfserving, manipulative, lying, women who offers up sex for money?
CLARK: It's a possibility. That's all I'm suggesting. Either that, or the complete opposite.
LOIS: mad splat

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Well… /points at Super Mann/
Jimmy? Senator Black? The Nazis? (No, wait. This Superman has gotten rid of them). Who then?
Huh. Right. He did indeed, didn’t he? My bad.

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Or she needs a day off.
shock Ribbit?

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What did the message say again: “Clark, please come and watch while I walk down the aisle to marry Lex Luthor *heart, heart*!”
That she wasn't running away with Clark the night before because she had a lead on her mom; so she was going forward with the wedding, but not actually marrying the man.
CLARK: Yeah, what the ER said.

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The other possibility is that he left the dimension (er... planet) entirely, and she'd never see him again.
LOIS: Interdimensional travel? rotflol

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LEX: More smoked salmon, my dear?
So, quite easily?
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Umm…He did not ask a plumber first, did he?
Are you saying, that boilers can't explode in this manner?
Yeah. You’d first need to blow out the pilot light, let the gas flow, and then have faulty wiring. And all that then happening before anyone notices something’s off because, well…no heat. That makes it a rather suspect situation.

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LOIS: Michael! /gasp/ That's my grandmother you're talking about! She's OLD! They don't do such things. They don't have NEEDS. Ew!
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LOIS: Shear it off. Like Terry did in Wonder!
Sorry. Not in this story.

CLARK: But... But... But... the first Star Trek movie is my favorite one!
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Or just use clones and the Zelig stone?
Shhhhh!. You'll give Lex ideas!
Well…*someone* has to!

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That’s not very sophisticated of her.
To tell the cops about Lex's wedding?
Use ‘boss’ when you’re the professional caregiver to the third-richest man on the Eastern Seaboard and referring to him. Makes you sound like a two-bit gangster chick talking about local crime boss.

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Oh, Bill is such a clumsy guy, can’t even switch off a cassette player on a moment’s notice.
BILL: But I wanted her to hear it.
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