Who puts vegemite on anything?
*about to die in a fit of giggles*
Ah, Jojo, you SO crack me up today. hee! Thank you!
And as for the cafeteria lady, I suppose it's obvious why she works in a cafeteria to begin with... Be thankful she's not a nurse or something. *lol* (gee, now I'm reminded of a silly skit from SNL where the guy's every solution was to put margarine on it. ROFL!)