I haven't laughed so hard in I don't know how long! I have tears in my eyes!
It also brings back not-so-fond memories of singlehood. Just before I married Elisabeth, I was diagnosed with sever gastro-intestinal problems. Basically, I had been slowly poisoning myself with my own toxic form of super-hot chili(which I would leave on the stove, over-night, for up to, oh, 2 days. I know, I know
).
For several months I was on a TOTALLY bland food diet to restore the lining of my stomach and upper-intestinal track.
Needless to say, I learned my lesson, and Elisabeth even trusts my cooking...
James
