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*wipes tears of laughter from her eyes*

Nan, that was INCREDIBLY gross (no one who has recently eaten should read that story), and absolutely hysterical.

Makes the cleaning I've been avoiding all day looks like a piece of cake. Even without superpowers. laugh

Do you know the most surprising thing about divorce? It doesn't actually kill you, like a bullet to the heart or a head-on car wreck. It should. When someone you've promised to cherish till death do you part says, "I never loved you," it should kill you instantly.

- Under the Tuscan Sun