*wipes tears of laughter from her eyes*

Nan, that was INCREDIBLY gross (no one who has recently eaten should read that story), and absolutely hysterical.

Makes the cleaning I've been avoiding all day looks like a piece of cake. Even without superpowers.

Ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww


Wendy

It's eerily strange how the contents of my fridge are almost identical to hers!

The last sentence is just adorable

Ewww, I'm with Rivka -- what's a little Pesach cleaning after reading *that*?

Absolutely hilarious, especially that Lois is so utterly oblivious to the havoc that was and the cleaning that is. You should do comedy sketches more often, Nan.

Hazel

ROTFL!!!!

I especially like this:

What am I saying - I adore it all! So funny! And that last line, Nan, is priceless.

What a fun way to begin my day. First reading the red rock story and now this. What a treat!

Lois has that young man whipped and she knows it.

Ah, the flash backs to second year biology... I can smell the fungus!

Nan, you're a genius! Brilliant, funny fic

Oh my God. It's soooo gross that it's funny. And in a way it's soooo Lois. Poor Clark.

I was giggling throughout it. But the last sentence really made me laugh out loud. I wonder what she wanted to get from the fridge...

....Clark Superburglar Kent...

I don't know what the big deal is. It's not uncommon for a few items to take up residence in one's refrigerator for a spell.

I don't drink beer, but I did buy some for the other guys when I had my 'open house' party when I moved in. Just the other day I threw out those cans that had been left undrunk. The cans, being sealed and in the refrigerator, I wasn't sure what the shelf life would be so I erred on the side of longer rather than shorter.

Tank (who forgot to mention that the party was seventeen years ago)

Well, I read the comments folder...so then, naturally, I had to read the story.

I agree. This was just adorably funny, Nan! I just loved this:



Wonderful!

LabRat

Special Stargate quote in honour of Nan's story:

You know I am getting the heebie jeebies just thinking about that fridge!..YECH!!!

Great story, lol at my desk. Ah who cares, they all think I'm nuts already!

~Liz

See!! now this is what makes Clark so cool. Only *he* would arbitrarily clean out somebody's fridge without being asked. *sigh* I love him, Nan, I love your Clark.

TEEEEEJ

I haven't laughed so hard in I don't know how long! I have tears in my eyes!

It also brings back not-so-fond memories of singlehood. Just before I married Elisabeth, I was diagnosed with sever gastro-intestinal problems. Basically, I had been slowly poisoning myself with my own toxic form of super-hot chili(which I would leave on the stove, over-night, for up to, oh, 2 days. I know, I know ).

For several months I was on a TOTALLY bland food diet to restore the lining of my stomach and upper-intestinal track.

Needless to say, I learned my lesson, and Elisabeth even trusts my cooking...

James

You have got to write a seguel.

Janine

Ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww

Karla

Nan

Yikes! That fridge! I thoroughly enjoyed it.

Tricia

I never thought that cleaning up could be so amusing!! (For the reader, that is )

That's a great little piece, Nan!! Keep up the good work!

See ya,
AnnaBtG.

Me, looking at old posts while eating lunch, "Hey, what's this? I haven't read this one..."

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OK. Lunch is now officially done--and I mean done. The only thing worse than opening Lois's refrigerator is what will happen to Bureau 39 when they find the snack chamber in his spaceship.

Thanks to Shallowford I just read this. I don't know how I missed it for so long as I thought I had read just about all of her stories but it is classic Nan. The taking the fridge to the Atlantic and giving it a bath quote was perfect and I could certainly see Dean Cain saying that line. I always thought one of Dean's best qualities as Clark was his ability to act so exasperated with Teri/Lois and the way she lived (or did not live) in her apartment.

Mike