Well, I read the comments folder...so then, naturally, I had to read the story.
I agree. This was just adorably funny, Nan! I just loved this:
By now, he was a man on a mission.
Wonderful!
LabRat
Special Stargate quote in honour of Nan's story:
Teal'c: [staring into O'Neill's fridge] Are you conducting some kind of scientific experiment, O'Neill?
O'Neill: Hey! That salsa's still good!