When our first child was born, I was told about a young woman who named her daughter (phonetic spelling attempt) Fe-Mal-Ay because she saw the wristband on the baby and the notation "FEMALE" and - well, she was a teen mother.
Hah, don't forget Male (Mal-Ay) as well! My father did a rotation in ob-gyn and such many moons ago, and he would tell me about the deliveries and all the people that named their kids Male and Female.
JD