Nicolas Cage named his kid Kal-El. Why not just permanently attach a "Kick me" sign to his back? If Cage wanted to pay homage to Superman, he could've just named the boy Clark. That would save his son much grief growing up.

Fanfic | MVs

Clark: "Lois? She's bossy. She's stuck up, she's rude... I can't stand her."
Lana: "The best ones always start that way."

"And you already know. Yeah, you already know how this will end." - DeVotchKa