Jimmy: You don't believe me, do you?

Clark: Well, uhm... I have heard stranger things...

Lois: Is this some kind of joke, Jimmy?

Jimmy: No, Lois! I'm telling you, the invisible chameleon in my hand can save you a bunch of money on your car insurance!

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<Jimmy waves his hand in front of Clark's face, watching carefully for any reaction.>

Lois, thinking: I can't believe he's actually doing it!

Jimmy: Can you hear me, Clark?

Clark <in a monotone>: Yes.

Jimmy: I am going to give you some instructions. When you wake up, you will not remember any of this. You will not even remember that I hypnotized you, but you will continue to act in accordance with the instructions I am about to give you. Do you understand?

Clark: Yes.

Jimmy: Good. From now on, you will firmly believe that you are Superman in disguise. Your identity is secret, and must be maintained at all costs...

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When in doubt, think about penguins. It probably won't help, but at least it'll be fun.