Ten minutes ago:

Clark: Mom, I just got back from universe-hopping with H. G. Wells. You won't believe what's out there!

... endless obsession with haircuts...

... blew a leg off an alternate version of me...

... asteroid that destroyed...

... and in another world, he caused an atomic bomb to go off! And that's just the one guy! Then there's this woman...

... fear...

... damaged...

... addicted...

... misery...


When in doubt, think about penguins. It probably won't help, but at least it'll be fun.