Lois: That's a ficus on my desk, isn't it?
Mayson: Yeah...I'm so embarrassed. (looks at the floor) In a fit of jealous rage over Clark, I keyed your car. Repeatedly.

Mayson: Where did you get those shoes, Crap 'R' Us?
-couldn't resist. James already made the shoes comment, but it was the first thing I thought of when I saw the photo.

JD


"Meg...who let you back in the house?" -Family Guy