Anna, actually I thought yours was funny- short and simple. I just woke up, but still.
----------------- Clark: Ooooh, Lois, I like your hair when it's long. Can I eat it? ----------------- Like I said, I just woke up.
Julie
Mulder: Imagine if you could come back and take out five people who had caused you to suffer. Who would they be? Scully: I only get five? Mulder: I remembered your birthday this year, didn't I, Scully?
