Clark: So that's the new play Jimmy's writing?
Lois: According to this script, I'm Jimmy's hot stripper girlfriend who constantly refers to him as Jimmy-the-Great and the-All-Powerful-Ultra-Incredible-Jimmy-Babe.
Clark: What the---? He made Superman his side-kick?!
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Lois: It's a butterfly.
Clark: Looks more like a bat to me...
Lois: They say people who see bats are paranoid.
Clark: Yep, it's a butterfly...definitely a butterfly...
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Clark: Are those the files for that story you're writing on Korean War vets?
Lois: Yeah. These are documents that one of the clerks in a MASH unit kept in his files; I thought they might be useful.
Clark: Hey, look! On that one sheet of paper, it looks like somebody was trying to practice forging somebodyelse's name!
Lois: Who is "Sherman T. Potter"?
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Clark: See, Lois? That's where you made your mistake---it's 2 cups of sugar and 1 tbsp of salt, not the other way around.
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Clark: See, Lois? I told you I had a twin brother; here's the photographic proof!
Lois: Clark, this is just a picture of you standing in front of a mirror.
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Clark: Interesting. And you say you found this on the internet?
Lois: Yeah. There seems to be a whole website full of this stuff.
Clark: Wow.
Lois: "...Just then, Clark's Super-hearing picked up---"
Clark: ---Never mind that; go back to the part where I'm unbuttoning your blouse...
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Lois: It says here that it's impossible to whistle after eating a cracker.
Clark: Nonsense! I can do it; watch: *fff* Um, wait a minute. *fff* Let me try again. *fff* I can do this, honest! Let me try one more time...
