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you're an orphan? really? and the people who raised you never explained...? oh, foster care. they all assumed someone else had told you. okay, well, here's how it works. when a man and a woman love each other very much...
rotflol rotflol LOL I really liked that one
(and I am picky in caption competitions)

Mulder: Imagine if you could come back and take out five people who had caused you to suffer. Who would they be?
Scully: I only get five?
Mulder: I remembered your birthday this year, didn't I, Scully?

(The X-Files)