hmm. for some odd reason, i can't see the pic unless i go directly to the
url anyone else have that problem?
any case... captions..
(btw, queen of the capes, i don't know about anyone else, but i find it a little neater to read multiple captions in one post, rather than in several consecutive ones.)
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hey, watch this, lois! if i control it very carefully, i can use my super breath to slide this cardboard cutout of a hockey puck across the page! it's like air hockey. cool, huh? and it came free on the back of a cereal box. cool, huh?
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lois: hmm, according to this script, the people of "new krypton" are going to invade earth and cause all sorts of problems.
clark: yeah, but, ooo, look! i get you as a concubine!
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lois: wow, these are the ugliest ties i've ever seen. why are they even considering making them?
clark: ooo... i like that one!
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lois: this is scary. lex luthor's blackmail files are detailed and extensive.
clark: wow, look what
that guy did!
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lois: that's a b sharp, and that's an a minor, and... i just don't get it.
clark: it goes like this... doo doo dee, doo doo dah doo doo, doo doo doo dah dum dee dum...
lois: you can sight-read music?
clark: yeah.
lois: and you can order dinner in... how many languages was it? ... nevermind. and you can write kerth-winning articles. so, how come you can't come up with a decent excuse before you have to dash out the door?
clark: well, uhm... you see... er...
lois: eloquent, as always, kent.
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lois: i don't get it. why is this filed under "r"? this basil frankweiler woman has the craziest system.
clark: wait a sec, this one is from rome, italy. i think i get it now...
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lois: so, according to this, blue kryptonite will make superman act like a simpleton, and, as a side effect, will make his head look tan even if his hands are pale. weird, but i think this may explain things, clark!
clark: ooo, shiney paper clip!
