And, speaking of hilarious fics, with a connection being "food", or at least "digestive contents", I'd recommend Shayne Terry's absolutely roll-on-the-floor-laughing
Seeking Asylum .
This is the "food" (?) quote that's the ostensible link in the chain:
"Now, the guy down on the fifth floor managed to build a bomb using bread pudding, a soda, and his own digestive
juices."
Read the whole story and try not to laugh! Impossible.
