It's probably an unlikely language, Y, but here's another possibility:
Guy 1:
Dia dhuit.Guy 2:
Dia's Mhuire dhuit. Conas tá tú?Guy 1:
Táim go maith.Guy 2:
Dheas. Tar isteach.Not that I could quite imagine anyone speaking Irish in the heart of Metropolis, or anywhere else other than the Gaeltacht, in the West of Ireland... but anyway.
Wendy