In (transliterated) Hebrew:
A: Shalom!
B: Boker tov. Mah shlomchah? (uh, that's if A is male)
A: Hakol b'seder.
(Loosely translated:
A: Hello!
B: Good morning. How are you?
A: Everything is good.)
Do you know the most surprising thing about divorce? It doesn't actually kill you, like a bullet to the heart or a head-on car wreck. It should. When someone you've promised to cherish till death do you part says, "I never loved you," it should kill you instantly.
- Under the Tuscan Sun
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