How about DEA Agent Daniel Scardino showing up to deal with the Revenge Drug case? (TJO and PML?)
Or instead of making the kids assasins, it makes act like they're on Revenge?
LOIS: Jimmy, that's some rash!
JIMMY: Yeah, but scratching it really feels good. Do *you* want to scratch it, Lois?
MRS. WILDER: See, it makes them do whatever you want!
DR. WILDER: Mom, they're supposed to want to make war, not love.