HIM mixed into Churches of Metropolis. Can you imagine the comedy of Mayson thinking Clark is off limits and wondering what he see in Lois only to find out he's "available"?

CLARK: No. I'm just worried I'm a jinx.
JONATHAN: A jinx?
CLARK: Yeah. Let's face it, ever since she's known me, Lois's been kidnapped, frozen, pushed off buildings, almost stabbed, poisoned, buried alive and who knows what else, and it's all because of me.
-"Contact" (You're not her jinx, you're her blessing.)