These are fun!

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Lois snatched the phone up the second it rang. "Hello?"

‘Hello, Lover.’

She gasped.

"Oh my god, it's you?!"

‘Who else would it be? You haven’t given this number to anyone else have you? I specifically asked you not to.’

"What? No, no. Of course not. It's just that, um, well, you know..."

‘No I don’t. Why don’t you tell me.’ She could hear the leer in his voice.

"Huh?"

‘What it is that I’m supposed to know.’

"Oh. Well---wait, what?"

A snicker came over the line. ‘Never mind. I’ll pick you up at 8.’

"Tonight?"

‘Unless you have something better to do...'

"You really---tonight??"

‘Yes, tonight! Superman never lies.’

"Uh..."

‘See you at 7. And wear the burgundy.’

"Sure!!"

At 7?

‘Bye, Lois.’

"No, wait---!" she cried, but it was too late. She grimaced and put the phone back on its hook.

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Yay! I managed to keep it clean!


When Life Gives You Green Velvet Curtains, Make a Green Velvet Dress.